problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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