im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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