do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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