Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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