You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
