Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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