My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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