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  I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"

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• That's not a period, that's a comma. . .

  Submitted by mordantmouth on Jul 17, 10 at 9:17am

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• Or it means that you are already knocked up.

  Submitted by ewewewewewew on Jul 17, 10 at 9:03am

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• PA <3

  Submitted by CumGuzzler on Jul 17, 10 at 4:34pm

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• Haha.. or God's way of saying, "opps, I made a mistake... Here's a baby instead."

  Submitted by haf1388 on Jul 17, 10 at 1:56pm

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• Don't blame God for why you want to have random sex with some guy you haven't even met.

  Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 10:11am

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• yeah, that's probably it, whore.

  Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:57am

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• or its God's way of saying "hunny, you're already pregnant"

  Submitted by shrivledballs on Jul 17, 10 at 1:39pm

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• That's his way of saying ur a slut.

  Submitted by yungyacht on Jul 18, 10 at 3:14am

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• Or u could fuck me?

  Submitted by LAXXER on Jul 17, 10 at 9:59am

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• Go get some!

  Submitted by Michguy on Jul 17, 10 at 9:21am

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• In Soviet pretzel, this broad cuts to the chase by working out a discount brothel. Thirteenth. Ohhh bad luck.

  Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 17, 10 at 3:46pm

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• If one wants to waddle whilst one whittles it should prove rather difficult, I think. The shavings would go on this way and that way and fall about everywhere leaving no opportunity to whipple in the wabe. Rather, one should attempt to gimbly whilst one gibes. That is, if one should wish to successfully succumb to blissful blithers.

  Submitted by tophertk421 on Jul 17, 10 at 9:10am

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  • TLDR

    Submitted by Cloudwatcher on Jul 17, 10 at 11:15am

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• These pretzels are making me Firsty

  Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 1:21pm

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• Lewis Carrol beneath me: WTF?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 9:16am

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• It means you are pregnant!

  Submitted by lmm10 on Jul 19, 10 at 7:10pm

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• I hope random Italian boy knocks you up.

  Submitted by KyleCondie on Jul 17, 10 at 1:18pm

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• That is so true

  Submitted by janeblushes on Jul 17, 10 at 5:31pm

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• Tophertk421 wrote such a thoughtful comment. I favorited this just for his paragraph.

  Submitted by Clockwork on Jul 17, 10 at 12:10pm

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