Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
