I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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