I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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