there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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