with your own penis?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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