Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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