what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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