that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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