Pants 0. Shit 1.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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