remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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