I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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