Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
please don't ironically join a cult
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