If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I'm really busy with my period
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