This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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