New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
