don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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