then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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