She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize