stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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