Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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