Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
so explain again why im purple
no
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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