'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Randomize
