we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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