i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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