so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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