belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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