Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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