Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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