We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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