i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Bang-toberfest begins!!
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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