Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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