Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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