i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
This is my gift to your gina
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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