This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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