For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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