Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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