needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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