Christians are straight up FREAKS
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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