whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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