ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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