I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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