You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Mom said you looked used
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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