There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
My dick has a subreddit
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
