Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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