It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Drake has all the answers
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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