Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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