Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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