Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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