Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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