I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
honey bunches of taint.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
We have started to decorate penises.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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