He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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