I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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