Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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